I asked a hot second ago on my Instagram if I should do an update on all the previous tinder stories and the poll read 100% so here we are.
But don’t panic because this series isn’t over and I have a few more stories up my sleeve and well, I am still single. There will be a day I wrap up this series but today is not that day.
So let us all take a trip down memory lane and revisit the previous stories.
Back in part one, I had a trip to Max’s house. You can catch up on all the details here.
But it was a few months after that night when I got too drunk and redownloaded Kic because I was seeing what was on my Apple account – would recommend you go for a scroll as it is rather funny. Especially when you have had too many gins.
And lo and behold I had notification from Max. I snorted so hard because I forgot all about him.
This is what I was missing out on over the period of weeks. Max was true to his character; incredibly dumb and persistent.
My favourite part of this screenshot is:
- the time I took it.
- the consistency of when he messages me.
- and the desperation that can be felt in his last message.
Since this amazing moment Max has appeared on my Tinder not once, not twice but a grand total of 4 times. He also tried to add me on Instagram but I blocked him the second time.
Hot tip: really don’t be like Max and don’t ever say “come here”.
Moving on we go to the hilarious time I got catfished. This story actually took a twist thanks to social media. Shout out to Louise who follows the blog and broke things down for me and slid into my DMs.
Matt or Greg – we may never know. He was actually using photos of an actor called Derek Theler. As Lou explained he is an American actor on the show Baby Dady. He is not from New Zealand or the UK. But if we ever want to figure out, I have an unwanted/unasked for dick pic to compare notes too, thinking about it though, that’s more than likely fake too.
The mystery continues and I am still disappointed in my ability to recognise a tall white generic male.
Next week I have part 2 of the updates. Ladies and gentleman, you are not ready for what is coming.
Hint: they know…